Hey [su_tag]! Ya know, pretty soon we’ll be able to call you by your name!
I don’t mean [su_firstname], or “Recruit [su_lastname]”, but a GAMRTAG… A name that you will use here on the grid.. Kind of like a “handle” like pilots use. You might want to start thinking about a good name for yourself on the GRID!
I promise it’s coming soon. But we’re still having trouble getting TOP to approve you guys… there have been some problems with GAMR’s being off task and not doing what they’re supposed to, and what they agreed to on their application.
Oh crud… here comes Sid. 🙁
(insert scary music here)
That’s RIGHT!!! HERE I COME!
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT MY FACE. DO I LOOK LIKE I’M PLAYING AROUND???
You bunch of snot-nosed goobers are so slack we’re going to CLEAN HOUSE!!!
I say get rid of almost all of you babies and dirty diaper factories!! VERY FEW OF YOU are GAMR material as far as I’m concerned… and yeah, I mean you, too, [su_firstname]!!!!
Not only do you not deserve a GAMRTAG, but you don’t even deserve to be called by your recruit ID! [su_username] is even too good for you!
I can’t believe TOP asked me to give you guys another chance.. I say we cook all of ya!
REBOOT ‘EM ALL AND LET TOP SORT ‘EM OUT!!!
But they don’t let me make the rules…. so I have to try to “remediate” this batch of camel poo they call a cohort…
DO THESE MISSIONS RIGHT NOW. This is TOP PRIORITY- the pun intended! TOP wants these done right now- immediately- DO NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE until these are done!
CRITICAL TOP PRIORITY MISSIONS:
You think your blog is coming together?
Check these out!
GREAT STUDENT BLOGS AT THE CURRENT TIME:
First year GAMR’s:
http://stupress.palmbeachschools.org/3861/s25336900/ – First year student. AMAZING WORK!!! Good detail, great use of images to make her point. How can you argue with picture proof?
http://stupress.palmbeachschools.org/3861/s24533598/ – Amazing detail. Love how she’s linking to the original missions. Complete and thorough, without being long and wordy.
http://stupress.palmbeachschools.org/3861/s24257966/ – Good amount of text most of the time… Pretty good info and AWESOME job dropping in the illy documentation!
http://stupress.palmbeachschools.org/3861/s26833244/– WOLF has an AMAZING blog! Check out the great use of screenshots (learn how to do it yourself here.) Absolutely NO DOUBT that this kid is doing it all, and doing it well. Pretty much a perfect Blog.
http://stupress.palmbeachschools.org/3861/s24089906/ – The CHUMFOLIO! You can tell that this student is taking the (admittedly) benign task of documenting his work and having FUN with it! Great job, Chum Meister- It’s fun to read, too.
http://stupress.palmbeachschools.org/3861/s27190529 – Great job by a second year student. He’s also obviously having fun as you can see on his About page.